I don’t even have words for how awful Christina Aguilera looks in these photos. I mean, over the past few years, we’ve seen Christina looking pretty rough, but for the most part, she looks like ten kinds of hell in candid photos, as she’s stumbling out of some bar or event. With the exception of the Burlesque world tour (in which Christina looked progressively worse for each new city), I feel like Christina actually tries to pull it together for formal appearances, like red carpets and sit-down interviews. Not anymore. These are photos of Christina doing an interview for Extra at The Grove. It became a big media event, just like Christina knew it would be. So this is how she chose to present herself – short skirt grazing her thighs, red bra hanging out, face freshed orange’d, white-blonde hair frazzled and gross. It’s all so… horrible. Made worse by the fact that Christina’s Drunk-Face says to me “I look fabulous and gorge!!” Even drag queens are like “Girl, take it down a notch.”

Look, I’m not yelling at her for gaining weight, I’m really not. I have the same problem with Christina that I have with Jessica Simpson when Jess gains weight – neither woman knows how to dress appropriately for their bodies. When Christina puts on 10-20 pounds of liquor and cupcake bloat, that’s the time to put away the miniskirts and button up the shirt (just a few more buttons). Wear a pair of flattering pants, for the love of God. Try a pencil skirt – it really flatters an hourglass figure. And dear God, please do something with the orange skin and what I’m praying is a wig or a weave disaster and not her real hair.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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